About Mangle United FC

Head Coach: Ronnie Rout
Stadium: The Savoury Oven Chip Arena - the ‘SOCA’
Current league position: Unacceptable

Mangle Utd is a team that has in many respects been left behind by the super rich clubs. Indeed the site of their home stadium sometimes appears on local maps as "land for commercial development".

The team itself (a collection of mini bar emptying journeymen) consistently provides the ammunition for Ronnie Rout’s "building for next season" policy.

Away from the field of play, Mangle are in league with "Gun Ho Concepts", an advertising company who believe Mangle should be batting at the top table - whatever that means.

Despite a lack of global mega stores and financial benefactors, the concerns of the Mangle fans are just as real as anywhere else in the football world!